This is some stuff that is about my hometown and I am sure it is for any small town you have little things about your town that only people in your town would know about.
You know to wear your "running shoes" when attending a party.
You can name every cop in town.
No Frills is the only Supermarket you've been to.
You're used to walking everywhere.
You know every word to "Boys in the Hood" by Dynamite Hack
You've either worked at Pizza Hut, No Frills, Superfoods, or Pamida.
You've driven a Main...more than once...a night
Your hobbies consist of getting high, getting drunk, and walking around town.
You hate the town...even worse you hate the people.
You went to school with 10 of your cousins.
Your business = Everyones business
You've been thrown out of The Trolls Library (literally thrown).
The Court House is the Largest Building.
You can name everyone in Blair High...last names, what grade, and who they're dating.
Your life goal : To get as far away as possible.
You end up attending UNO or UNL.
You've watched at least 6 fights on the Iowa Side.
You know what the Iowa Side is.
You hang out at the river.
You've ran from the cops more than once.
You drive to Omaha on the weekends...for some excitement (yeah thats saying a lot)
You blame your parents for making you live in such a town.
You know how to play Hacky Sack.
You're good at talking shit.
You're used to one movie theatre that plays 3 movies.
You're either into school, or drugs.
You get asked if you live on a farm every time you step out of the state.
You were excited when "Full Ride" was shooting in town.
You hate the color Purple.
You still attend all of the sporting activities after high school ( you know who you are)
Your hair mysteriously turns blonde around soccer season.
You hate the town Tekamah.
You hate the town Missouri Valley.
You hate the town Elkhorn.
You see a tractor driving through a round-about.
You can time every light down main street and know exactly what speed to go to make every one of them.
You know what Redneck row is.
You know someone who drove a tractor to school.
You parked in Stoner row and didnt even know it.
You know the even while Blair Band kicks ass with Mount Dawg leadin'em...there are MANY other groups that're winners.
You're not allowed to wear your senior shirt to school.
You were excited about the skate park...and you dont even skate.
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2 comments:
i enjoyed reading this post and the one about the 90s. Very clever.
LOL....that was hysterical. I'm still laughing!
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